Monthly Archives: April, 2011

Hey Marvel Comics!!! Yes You!!! My name is Valerie Lynch/Ni Loinsigh and have I got an idea for you? (Yes, I do) Now, I know what you must be thinking, (don’t worry it happens to lots of guys) but hear me out, I’m a certified genius and have self-printed certificates from the internet to prove   

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April 2011   Dear Max Clifford, I may not have heard of you but you’ve always been one of my biggest fans. With my recent success in the massive HBO series Game Of Thrones (starring Jack Gleeson and also featuring Sean Bean) and past fame in Batman Begins (also starring Batman), my stock has risen   

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September 2012 Dear Dr. House I apologise that I am unsure to whom to address this e-mail but I have been a little pre-occupied as of late. I have for the last 6 months had a disturbingly itchy rash that appears on fridays (or saturdays in a leap year). I have seen numerous medical professionals   

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April 2011   To: catsaid   Hello/Hi, My name is Grainne Pollak (weird spelling I know, please bear with me). I’m writing to you with an UNUSUAL request. Again, please bear with me. For years, I have displayed a worrying level of cat-like catliness. Between my overt arrogance (I’m a nice person really) and large   

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